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...He stalked his way through the ruined palace...
...until he reached the Oblong Office...
...It was quite tidy. It had escaped most of the devastation with nothing more than a layer of dust.
...The Patrician sat down, and suddenly it was as if he had never left. Vimes wondered if he ever had...

...guards! guards!...

  The Patrician's Palace ...grants the Lost Souls of
Ankh Morpork and beyond
the right to use the
Patrician's beach and bar...
whenever they so choose...
...the only request is
that aforementioned Souls
stop by the Palace and
have a drink with The
Patrician, whenever he so
chooses...

  ...And there was
a key.Never build
a dungeon you
can't get out of...
...guards! guards!...

  So, You Want To Be A Spy? think you have what it takes?

put in your application now

tell the Patrician why

email: Tatooman@ankhmorpork.iwarp.com